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#baby ily  

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sweetscottishcherub:

i just

really like it when men push their sleeves up

or roll the sleeves of their button-ups to their elbows

i mean i really like it

really

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#SAME  

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There’s no “i” in team
But there’s an “i” in meat pie.
Meat is an anagram of team.

Dallon Weekes (via mistressofravenkroft)

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I’m kind of really in the mood for some risotto

1 day ago on May 30, 2012 at 03:09pm

 #this man writes pulitzer prize winning books people

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mothbaby:

if i have a crush on you i’m so sorry

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koralal:

monotoneminor:

ambulance-shotgun:

hazelgracewaters:

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”

What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?

oh my there is no god

I’m going to start saying this now I’ve decided

why would you start saying that?  atheists complain about people talking about god all the time, and talking about a lack of a god all the time is just as annoying

what if we all DIDN’T try to shove our own beliefs down other people’s throats? that’d be nice :)

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diet-killers:

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Cool Ways to Propose

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I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?

Ernest Hemingway (via carolyno)

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